Tag: funny
group name: million2008
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December 23, 2007 04:29 PM EST --
A little funny for the holidays!
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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December 23, 2007 07:10 AM EST --
Glad I didn't say what I wanted to say last night at work!
I overheard two ladies talking & evidently, they were getting ready to go home for the evening.
One said to the other, "So . . . more
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December 22, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Funny how even product labels have mistakes on them sometimes. Just shows how imperfect this world is haha. It gave me a laugh either way =)
1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn . . . more
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July 29, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
Parent's Dictionary of Meanings
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate . . . more
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January 29, 2008 03:18 PM EST --
My son says the funnies things sometimes. He calls skunks "stunks." He loves our local pbs station and he calls all the shows on that channel "DDS kids". What are some of the funny . . . more
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January 07, 2008 10:51 AM EST --
Everyone seems to think my son comes up with some of the funniest things. So I decided to start a daily installment of his newest phrases
Today when he got up and got dressed he sat down . . . more
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March 25, 2008 09:55 PM EDT --
Just last night my husband was commenting on my nicknames for our children. I have come up w/ some rather weird and/or unflattering nicknames for our children. I call my son 'Turdle' and my daughter . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
I asked hubby the other day if he would take me out to someplace expensive.
He took me to the gas station...
And then the fight began...
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July 17, 2008 08:52 PM EDT --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday'
. . . more
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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July 08, 2008 08:09 PM EDT --
This ones for you Dan!!!!
Hey everyone...
PICK MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST THAT DAN IS DOING!!!!!
Pick me Pick me!!!!
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July 30, 2008 04:15 PM EDT --
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL . . . more
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August 11, 2008 10:53 PM EDT --
A n elderly woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and . . . more
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July 09, 2008 06:08 PM EDT --
Please post one at a time.
It can be a name, item, object, word, anything that starts with a G .
Thanks my Gather friends. Have fun.
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July 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
Any word, name, item, object, anything that starts with an "i" is the game.
Please post one at a time, thank you my dear friends. Have fun.
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July 10, 2008 07:47 PM EDT --
Names, words, objects, anything that starts with a J, is the game.
Please post one at a time.
Thank you my friends.
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February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:00 AM EST --
Just when you thought it was safe to open your email.....more riddles!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:05 AM EST --
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" . . . more
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